I'm just thankful that I didn’t travel 3,000 miles to see
that pathetic display of feces and ballsack. One of these days
I’ll get to Fenway Park, but I think I’ll enjoy it
a hell of a lot more if the Dodgers aren’t playing. Finishing
the series against the Red Sox with a 2-0 loss Sunday, the Dodgers
dropped to third place in the West and showed a national audience
what they’re capable of: absolutely nothing.
In the three
game series, Andre Ethier went 0-for-12, Russell Martin, Casey
Blake, and James Loney each went 1-for -11, and Matt Kemp went
2-for-13. Gee, can’t imagine why they were swept. Way to
step it up for a big series. Aside from maybe Hong Chih Kuo’s
nice inning on Saturday, the Dodgers looked totally overmatched
all weekend—like a bunch of amateurs facing a real major
league team. The kicker came in the third inning Sunday when the
Dodgers put the infield shift on for David Ortiz. Dustin Pedroia
stole second… and then, seeing no Dodger within 100 feet
of third, just kept going. Sexy defensive play, guys.
no sense even winning the division when they’d be knocked
out in the playoffs faster than you can say Ned Colletti has
man boobs .
- Dodgers 12, Cardinals 4
DeWitt holds the Cards